commandershepface:

The noise I just made…

(Source: chillthoughts)

freyarule:

buggy-love:

-hewastheirfriend:

ericathefallen:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

GLITTER ON EVERYTHING

Someone alert Ke$ha

GLITTER ALL THE FOOD

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

rebloging just in case

frickingloki:

heir-of-buckteeth:

cas-get-outta-my-ass:

agent-bartowski:

bastardfromabasket:

shercockandmycrotch:

This is what happens when you morph Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and Loki together

um

oh shit

what a beautiful ass face

ym question is why does the file name for the chris hemsworth picture say bruce banner and why does the chris evans one say black widow

cap. cap what.

face-down-asgard-up:

isitmadness:

nearlydrowning:

youvebeen-loki-d:

Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes 

CRYING

BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS

EXCEPT YOU LOKI

I AM DYING

HUUARRGGH

androgynoussleuth:

weak-to-fortune:

androgynoussleuth replied to your post: Kanji-kun, I have located the penguin animal cracker in a box I recently obtained. I offer it to you now. *presents it with a smile*

You have been unwell the past few days. I merely wished to cheer you up. I am glad I was able to.

“I dun mean teh be mushy or anythin’, but you’re the only thing I need to be happy.” Kanji picked up the cracker to finally take a look at it, “But I ain’t complainin’… This is.. really nice.” He gives her a small peck to the cheek before whispering softly into her ear, “How many boxes did it take you before you finally found it? Or did ya just get lucky like I did with havin’ you~?”

The detective flushed at the closeness, before she cast her eyes downward. “It was no trouble. Nanako-chan and I shared a box and she pointed out to me how you had long wanted the penguin cracker. That is all.” This was a fabricated tale, of course. It was as Kanji hypothesized; she learned of this offhandedly from Yosuke awhile ago and when she noticed his gloomy disposition she used the knowledge to her benefit. Thankfully she’d concealed the mound of boxes piled in her room in her closet. “I am fortunate to have you in my life as well,” she smiled affectionately at him.

Or did ya just get lucky like I did with havin’ you~?

androgynoussleuth:

gothictsukasa replied to your post: ASL;FGJDS;LFAHSDOHF ILU Naoto, and your trolling of the magic anons. x’D HILARIOUS.

Trolling is a fancy word for “Fishing”.

In what context? If I must speculate, a troll is a fictitious creature who is often depicted as short and unattractive…

……….

THANK YOU!!!!

thanks so much you guys!! im honored to be a part of your dashboard

memecollection:

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luciferzz:

julieruin:

knight-of-wind:

julieruin:

This person is trying to pass Van Gogh’s Starry Night off as their own?

This person is lucky that I don’t know where they are.  I’d find them and punch them in the crotch/reproductive organs.  Frauds of this level shouldn’t produce offspring.

ok

wht

they are serious…

clomoto:

yup. he scares me…

more than scary i dont really like him (he said uploading perfume videos to you tube is bad and we are stealing from them or something like that, kpop dude, kpop)